John Barrowman: Self - Presenter, Captain Jack Harkness

Quotes 

• John Barrowman - Presenter : Who the hell are you and what are you doing on the TARDIS?

  Sao Til : The TARDIS is mine!

  John Barrowman - Presenter : The TARDIS belongs to the Doctor.

  Sao Til : [thinks fast]  I... I am the Doctor. Don't you recognize me?

  John Barrowman - Presenter : [takes in Sao Till's appearance]  You've regenerated?

  Sao Til : This is my new form.

  John Barrowman - Presenter : It's a bit blue... which for me is kinda hot... If you don't mind me saying, I like the hat.

  Sao Til : Thank you.

  [raises his heavily weaponed arm in salute] 

  John Barrowman - Presenter : Whoa! What's with the hand?

  Sao Til : This is my new weapon. 'Tis a neural probe - capable of paralyzing my prey.

  John Barrowman - Presenter : That's fascinating. Because if I know the Doctor...

  [pins Sao Till's arm to the console] 

  John Barrowman - Presenter : - he never carries any weapons. Now who are you?

• David Tennant : [steps down to leave]  Oh, and John? One other thing.

  John Barrowman - Presenter : [smiles uncomfortably]  Yeah?

  David Tennant : MY Tardis. Mine.

  John Barrowman - Presenter : Yeah...

  David Tennant : Say "Sorry."

  John Barrowman - Presenter : [dips a slight curtsey]  Sorry...

  David Tennant : [nods and walks away. Sao Till waves. David turns back and points at his eyes, then at John and Sao Till - he's watching you two! - and leaves] 

  Sao Til : So cool!

  John Barrowman - Presenter : I know, I love him.

  [they slap hands]