- John Barrowman - Presenter: Who the hell are you and what are you doing on the TARDIS?
- Sao Til: The TARDIS is mine!
- John Barrowman - Presenter: The TARDIS belongs to the Doctor.
- Sao Til: [thinks fast] I... I am the Doctor. Don't you recognize me?
- John Barrowman - Presenter: [takes in Sao Till's appearance] You've regenerated?
- Sao Til: This is my new form.
- John Barrowman - Presenter: It's a bit blue... which for me is kinda hot... If you don't mind me saying, I like the hat.
- Sao Til: Thank you.
- [raises his heavily weaponed arm in salute]
- John Barrowman - Presenter: Whoa! What's with the hand?
- Sao Til: This is my new weapon. 'Tis a neural probe - capable of paralyzing my prey.
- John Barrowman - Presenter: That's fascinating. Because if I know the Doctor...
- [pins Sao Till's arm to the console]
- John Barrowman - Presenter: - he never carries any weapons. Now who are you?
- David Tennant: [steps down to leave] Oh, and John? One other thing.
- John Barrowman - Presenter: [smiles uncomfortably] Yeah?
- David Tennant: MY Tardis. Mine.
- John Barrowman - Presenter: Yeah...
- David Tennant: Say "Sorry."
- John Barrowman - Presenter: [dips a slight curtsey] Sorry...
- David Tennant: [nods and walks away. Sao Till waves. David turns back and points at his eyes, then at John and Sao Till - he's watching you two! - and leaves]
- Sao Til: So cool!
- John Barrowman - Presenter: I know, I love him.
- [they slap hands]