Quartet (2012)

Billy Connolly: Wilf Bond

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• Wilf Bond : When you're finished being a croquet expert, Nigel, a pound I'll kick your arse.

  Nigel : The way you play you probably will. You forget I saw your Barber of Seville, your singing brought tears to y ears.

  Wilf Bond : Saw you in Carmen. I'll never forget it, but I'll try.

• Wilf Bond : I read somewhere that the average man thinks of sex every seven seconds.

  Reginald Paget : Do you?

  Wilf Bond : I wish, it was only every seven seconds.