Goof Troop (TV Series)

Wrecks, Lies & Videotape (1992)

Dana Hill: Max Goof

Quotes 

• [Pete has caught the boys with his video camera] 

  Pete : You boys have some serious grovelin' to do!

  PJ : [nervously]  D-don't kill us, Dad. We swiped it for a good cause.

  Max Goof : Yeah. Every summer, you take your family on a mondo expensive vacation: France one year, Egypt the next; while my pop can't afford anything but bucket fishing for minnows in the backyard.

  Pete : Yeah, yeah, it's a cruel world. So?

  PJ : So, Max is gonna win his dad a $10,000 vacation.

  PJ , Max Goof : [in unison]  For free!

  Pete : That doesn't give you any excuse to swipe my... Did you say 10,000, for free?

• Peg : Of all the two-faced...

  Pistol Pete : no good down daddy...

  Peg : pot belly melon headed...

  Pistol Pete : you, you, you Hawaii stealer...

  Peg : vacation stealing globs!

  PJ : Forgot 'slimy'.

  Goofy : You mean, we don't get to go to Hawa-ii?

  Max Goof : Oh, Dad.

  Peg : Oh now, don't give up yet! You just waist until ol' lardo gets home.

  [laughs] 

  Peg : I'll use my secret weapon.

  Max Goof : What's that?

  Peg : MY MOUTH!

• Max Goof : [Max watches the tape that has Pete pretending to be Goofy on it]  Consumer rip-off! Pete stole my dad's vacation!

• Max Goof : Ah, That's okay, PJ. Same thing every summer. Your dad take you guys someplace hot like Hawaii. Well, my dad can't afford to go anywhere.

• Max Goof : Well, if he isn't back down by midnight, we go with the hammock stunt.