Grand Theft Auto IV: The Ballad of Gay Tony (2009 Video Game)
Mario D'Leon: Luis Fernando Lopez
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Quotes
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Tony Prince : Alright who's the girl?
Luis Fernando Lopez : There wasn't a girl, man.
Tony Prince : There's always a girl!
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Luis Fernando Lopez : [when he hits someone] My car, I should be suing you!
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Luis Fernando Lopez : Hey, I'm sorry to break up your party, man. You looked like you were having fun.
Timur : Mr. Ray wanted me to keep watch on you. Make sure you do what told.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Hey, I don't need no watcher.
Timur : Mr. Ray think you do.
[awkward silence]
Luis Fernando Lopez : Shit.
Timur : You think I want be here?
Luis Fernando Lopez : Whatever.
Timur : Okay.
Luis Fernando Lopez : So?
Timur : So fucking what?
Luis Fernando Lopez : So... what's up, bro?
Timur : Fuck off.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Chill, man. I'm just trying to converse with you. My job is hospitality and...
Timur : Your job is kill Marki Ashvilli for Ray Bulgarin.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Timur, bro, I like to think I could talk to people. I try to put them at ease, make 'em open up.
Timur : Sure, they open up when you shoot in their head. You put people in the ground my friend. You killer like me. That what Bulgarin want you to do, so that what you do. Hospitality is for weaklings.
[more awkward silence]
Luis Fernando Lopez : You're hard work, bro.
Timur : Fuck you. You are hard work. Don't even know what you are.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Hey, I know who I am. Sure, I do bad shit, but that ain't what I'm going to be forever.
Timur : [laughing] Have heard this before.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Fuck off.
Timur : You want me to shut up? Good.
Luis Fernando Lopez : Good! Great! Total fucking silence from here on in!
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Luis Fernando Lopez : [when a horn is honked at him] I thought they banned dogs in this city.
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Tony Prince : 45 years old and I get my kicks doing blow with 17 year old kids whose only claim to fame is that people know better what their vagina looks like than their face. I should be sent to prison, shouldn't I?
Luis Fernando Lopez : Yeah, most definitely!
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Luis Fernando Lopez : [falling from a great height] SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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Luis Fernando Lopez : [pointing his gun at someone] You are fucked.
