Tucker and Dale vs Evil (2010)
Tyler Labine: Dale
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Quotes
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Dale : [after a spear lands between his legs] I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad I'm not hung like a bear.
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Dale : [Allison is terrified of him when he first comes into her room] Uh-oh-oh, it's the pancakes! You don't like pancakes, I will get you sumpin' else!
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Dale : [after seeing Tucker's fingers wrapped in his shirt] Oh my God, they cut off his bowling fingers!
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Dale : You want a killer hillbilly? I'll show you a killer hillbilly.
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Tucker : What am I supposed to say, Dale? "Oh hidy-ho officer! We've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house when kids started killing themselves all over my property."
Dale : Yeah, yeah, just like that.
Tucker : They're never gonna believe that.
Dale : But that's exactly what happened!
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Dale : [when going for the last beer] That's okay Tuck. You take that. It's yours.
Tucker : See that's why you're never gonna get ahead in life. It's cause you don't stick up for yourself.
Dale : [Dale reaching for last beer, Tucker smacks Dale's hand] "OW!"
Tucker : Do not even think about it.
Dale : But you just said...
Tucker : Are you kidding me?
Dale : [Tucker smacks Dale's hand] "OW!"
Tucker : Are you serious?
[snaps open beer top]
Tucker : What'd I just say?
Dale : You said I gotta stick up for myself.
Tucker : I said "don't even think about it, though" That was the last thing I said.
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Dale : I told you, Tucker. I'm a zero with the ladies... they hate my face!
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Tucker : [Dale is attracted to one of the college co-eds at the gas station, but hesitates to try to go talk to her] She's just human. Why don't you go over and talk to her?
Dale : Talk to her? What... What in the world would I say?
Tucker : I don't know... Tell her that you got a vacation home. That'll probably impress her.
Dale : Are you out of your mind, Tucker? They're college girls, and they grew up with vacation homes and guys like me fixing their toilets!
Tucker : You've gotta' have some faith in yourself, man. Girls can *smell* fear. Now, come on! You are a good lookin' man... more or less. You got a damned good heart. I mean, that's two things right there. Now go on, get over there! What... what's the worst that could happen?