MacGruber (2010)

Val Kilmer: Cunth

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• Dieter Von Cunth : You punch like a little girl.

  MacGruber : Well, you're gonna walk around like a little girl. 'Cause after I disarm this nuke, I'm gonna cut off your dick and...

  Dieter Von Cunth : Shove it in my mouth. You're like a broken record!

  MacGruber : The only record I'm gonna break is the "amount of your own dick in your mouth" record.

• Dieter Von Cunth : Weak!

• MacGruber : I can't wait to kill you.

  Dieter Von Cunth : [tauntingly]  Oh, I want my mommy! What, is MacGruber gonna' rip my throat out?

  MacGruber : No, l want your throat to stay right where it is so l can hear you scream bloody murder when l cut off your dick and shove it in your mouth - TONIGHT!

  Dieter Von Cunth : Oh, that sounds like a real fun Tuesday, but l've already got other plans. See, in about four minutes, l'm gonna' to turn Washington D.C. into a pile of ash. And then l've got a big pile of money to count.

  MacGruber : How do you make money killing millions of innocent people?

  Dieter Von Cunth : Really? l thought that was clear. Uh... Someone pays me to do it. You see, l can't say who 'cause that would be gossiping... lt's the Chinese.

  MacGruber : You make me sick!