Feel the heat! Feel the desire! Feel the perfectly spoken, well-enunciated sentences!
That's right, yet another version of Billy Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" is upon us, because the 17 years since we saw Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes stare deeply into each other's eyes and head to Poundtown was deemed simply too long for any normal person to bear.
You know the story: Boy meets girl, boy's family and girl's family aren't really into each other, everything comes to a head wherein each dramatically commits suicide. Fun for the whole family. It's a little absurd. If they're waited, like, five minutes, all this double funeral nonsense could have been avoided. Kids. But we (of course) had a thought: How willing would Hollywood's (and one Wikipedia) Romeos actually be to commit suicide for love?
Come along with me as I judge the answer to that ridiculous question based off of wholly irrelevant and ridiculous observations of jpegs.
That's right, yet another version of Billy Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet" is upon us, because the 17 years since we saw Leo DiCaprio and Claire Danes stare deeply into each other's eyes and head to Poundtown was deemed simply too long for any normal person to bear.
You know the story: Boy meets girl, boy's family and girl's family aren't really into each other, everything comes to a head wherein each dramatically commits suicide. Fun for the whole family. It's a little absurd. If they're waited, like, five minutes, all this double funeral nonsense could have been avoided. Kids. But we (of course) had a thought: How willing would Hollywood's (and one Wikipedia) Romeos actually be to commit suicide for love?
Come along with me as I judge the answer to that ridiculous question based off of wholly irrelevant and ridiculous observations of jpegs.
- 10/10/2013
- by Nick Blake
- NextMovie
You knew the guy that brought us Frankenpimp and Vixen Highway 2006: It Came From Uranus! wouldn't be away for long. Writer/director Tony "Tex" Watt is poised to make his triumphant return in a new film coming this summer, Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter. How's that for a handle?!
The film will be available as VOD and DVD release in spring 2012 on Amazon, Indieflix, moviesinsanity.com and TonyWatt.com. All the details including the cast and the bloody details are below, as well as a trailer that can only be described as, well, unique. Take a look and let us know what you think!
From the Press Release
The latest movie from Tony 'Tex' Watt, Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter, is finding it's way to availability in the very near future. Watt's recent work as a director includes Vixen Highway 2006 and Frankpimp. The movie stars...
The film will be available as VOD and DVD release in spring 2012 on Amazon, Indieflix, moviesinsanity.com and TonyWatt.com. All the details including the cast and the bloody details are below, as well as a trailer that can only be described as, well, unique. Take a look and let us know what you think!
From the Press Release
The latest movie from Tony 'Tex' Watt, Acid Head: The Buzzard Nuts County Slaughter, is finding it's way to availability in the very near future. Watt's recent work as a director includes Vixen Highway 2006 and Frankpimp. The movie stars...
- 1/30/2012
- by Doctor Gash
- DreadCentral.com
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