Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse

Quotes 

• Uncle Jesse : [reading aloud a Christmas card sent by Daisy]  Whoever said Christmas means good will to all men apparently never met Boss Hogg. 'Cause, while we was a racin' through England, just before Christmas, we were so excited about the holiday that we forgotten that Boss does his tricky schemin' 365 days a year, holidays included.

• Uncle Jesse : Phew, I'm drier then a swamp frog in the summertime.

  [drinks from a water sack] 

  Boss Hogg : [shouting]  Hey, Jesse! Quit the lollygaggin' out there, you take a break for water when I tell you too, hear?

  Ghost of Christmas Future : He can't hear you, my tubby little friend.