- Boss Hogg: [talking in his sleep] Hmm, just a tad more of them sweet potatoes, Lulu honey. And slosh on some more...
- Boss Hogg: You saw Leprechauns! Show me where they're dancin'.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Eh, you mean right now?
- Boss Hogg: Oh yeah, now, before the dance is over!
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ok, but it beats me why you wanna get up in the middle of the night and go out dancing with a bunch of midgets.
- Bo Duke: Whoohoo, boy, I tell you what, that was sure close. Daisy, you alright?
- Daisy Duke: Just a little shook up 's all. Give me a hand.
- Bo Duke: Upsadaisy, Daisy.
- Luke Duke: Whoo! It's a good thing we had seatbelts.
- Sean the Leprechaun: Mr. Hogg, you're the greediest mortal I've met in me whole life. And I'm 1257 years old.
- Boss Hogg: Well, I appreciate the compliment. But I'd rather hear that delicious clinkin' sound of more gold.