- Suzie: [on the voicemail of Natalie's phone, as Natalie is being kidnapped] Natalie, fucking call me, goddammit. What the hell have you gotten into? Look, I did what you asked. I dug into Travis's bank account and found out who emptied it. I think someone's following me. Who the fuck is Lottie Matthews?
- [Taissa and Shauna are about to enter their 25th high school reunion]
- Shauna: How is it possible that is the most scared I've been all day?
- Taissa: [laughs] Right? "Oh, my God! Oh, hey, girl. Hey! It's been forever. What have you been up to? Tell me."
- Shauna: Um, yeah. You know, gardening, PTA, dismembering my lover's corpse.
- [the women are standing around a dead body on the floor, which is covered in a white sheet with a large red blood stain on it]
- Misty: Oof, boy, he sure was a gusher, huh?
- [chuckles]
- Teen Jackie: It must be hard being this jealous all the time.
- [Shauna chuckles]
- Teen Jackie: What? You're so fucking jealous of me, you can barely breathe.
- Teen Shauna: Are you quoting Beaches at me right now?