Meet Cute (I) (2022)

Hari Nef: Chai

Quotes 

• Chai : Emulsified donuts and forgotten birthday cake pieces drizzled on top of a black void with vanilla swirls

• Chai : Organic red velvet pieces crushed into a bed of lost feelings, hopes, and dreams drizzled with tears

  Sheila : Mmm

• Gary : Hi

  Chai : Beautiful night

  Gary : Yes, it is. What do you recommend?

  Chai : We've got a flavor called Childhood. It's, er, ice cream made out of milk left to soak for two weeks in Fruity Pebbles cereal served on a cone made out of deconstructed peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

  Gary : Erm, do you... have vanilla?

  Chai : No

  Gary : You know, it... it really does taste like my childhood

  Sheila : I know. Mine too; it's amazing!

• Chai : Caramel, cinnamon, and regret drizzled on top of breast milk-flavored ice cream and fresh cut grass

  Sheila : Mmm

  Chai : The cones aren't edible. Don't eat them

• Chai : Locally sourced Sour Patch Kids roughly shaved onto a bed of whimsical romaine lettuce-flavored gelato

  Gary : Alright...

  Sheila : Two!