Psych (TV Series)
Let's Get Hairy (2009)
Joshua Malina: Stewart Gimbley
Quotes
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Stewart Gimbley : I went to the cops, and told them to put me in a cell, and the detective said jail is for criminals, not for delusional wackadoos.
Shawn Spencer : He said "wackadoos"?
Stewart Gimbley : Uh huh. And then he pinched himself, and told me to go see you guys.
Burton Guster : What did this detective look like?
Stewart Gimbley : Imagine Robert Goulet dressed liked Mr. Bean playing the Scarecrow in a Summer Stock production of the Wizard of Oz dedicated to Tony Randall.
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Stewart Gimbley : She was once married to this guy who couldn't grow hair. What's that called?
Shawn Spencer : Bald.
Burton Guster : Alopecia.
Shawn Spencer : That's the fear of beans.
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Stewart Gimbley : Who am I supposed to be?
Burton Guster : Are you kidding? You didn't watch television as a kid?
Stewart Gimbley : Not after Poltergeist!
Burton Guster : You are none other than Dwayne Cleophus Wayne, of A Different World. A ladies' man with a plan. What?