- Bill Corbett: Help! The guy from that terrible Star Trek movie is grabbing us!
- Michael J. Nelson: Star Trek: Into Darkness?
- Bill Corbett: No!
- Michael J. Nelson: Insurrection?
- Bill Corbett: No, no, Shatner was in it!
- Michael J. Nelson: Well, that barely narrows it down.
- Bill Corbett: Both captains were in it!
- Michael J. Nelson: Oh, Malcolm McDowell is grabbing you.
- Bill Corbett: Who was Malcolm McDowell?
- Michael J. Nelson: He was in that one Star Tr- Would you?