Ted Lasso (TV Series)
Carol of the Bells (2021)
Juno Temple: Keeley Jones
Quotes
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Ted Lasso : How you doing, Jamie? What can I help you with?
Jamie Tartt : Have you got anything that I can give as a present in here?
Keeley Jones : Did you not buy a Secret Santa gift?
Jamie Tartt : I didn't know I had to. The email said "Secret Santa". I didn't want to ruin the surprise, did I?
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Keeley Jones : I bet your breath doesn't smell that bad. Come on.
[Phoebe turns away]
Keeley Jones : Phoebe, it's me. Let me have a smell. Come on.
[Phoebe leans forward and breathes in Keeley's face; Keeley immediately turns away, gagging]
Keeley Jones : Oh, wow...
Roy Kent : Oy! She feels bad enough!
Keeley Jones : I'm so sorry. I really tried.
Roy Kent : It cannot be that bad.
Phoebe : [hiding her face] Go away!
Roy Kent : Phoebe...
Phoebe : I'm a monster!
Roy Kent : I've spent the last 20 years in locker rooms with men. I promise you I've smelled worse.
Keeley Jones : [quietly] I don't know.
Roy Kent : Come on.
[Phoebe hesitates, then leans forward and breathes in Roy's face; Roy's eye begins to twitch]
Roy Kent : [strained] I think you might be dying.
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Ted Lasso : What about you, Keeley? What are you guys getting into?
Keeley Jones : Roy and I are celebrating a new tradition that I'm calling "Sexy Christmas".
Ted Lasso , Leslie Higgins , Coach Beard , Nathan Shelley : Ooh!
Keeley Jones : It's not gonna be like that. It's gonna be a swinging...
Ted Lasso , Leslie Higgins , Coach Beard , Nathan Shelley : Ooh!
Keeley Jones : A swinging Sinatra, Vegas-y type Christmas for adults where we get all dressed up, and we sip on martinis, sit by the fire.
[smirking]
Keeley Jones : And then it's gonna be like that.
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Keeley Jones : Roy, we are not going to go beat up a little kid.
Roy Kent : Why not?