Carlos Alazraqui: Lazlo, Clam, Chef McMuesli

Quotes 

• [Edward has crawled into Lazlo's sleeping bag, his own having been destroyed] 

  Edward : Hey, comfy! Your pajamas feel good too. What are they, flannel?

  Lazlo : I sleep in the nude...

  [Cut to Edward sitting at the edge of the tent, clutching his knees and shivering] 

• [Edward has tripped Lazlo] 

  Edward : Where do you think you're going, twinkle toes?

  Lazlo : [physically injured but emotionally wounded]  I was just gonna go tell Dave I love him.

  Edward : [aside]  You can't write this kind of stuff.

• Edward : ...And that's the deal. I have to do something nice for you, so gimme somethin'.

  Lazlo : Well... you could do my list for me.

  Edward : Your list?

  Lazlo : Yeah, my obsessive-compulsive list of self-imposed tasks that I must complete on a daily basis.

• Lazlo : Would you like to know what lesson I learned today about the desire for attention?