Gossip Girl (TV Series)
The Lost Boy (2009)
Penn Badgley: Dan Humphrey
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Quotes
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Blair Waldorf : [after seeing Dan and Georgina in bed together] Ah! Ew! Oh, God! No! I'm wearing gloves and I still want to wash my hands!
Georgina Sparks : Hey, roomie. Dan was just...
Dan Humphrey : I was getting a book that I needed. It's...
[grabs a book]
Dan Humphrey : "Our bodies, ourselves. The new edition for a new era."
Blair Waldorf : No, I know what this is. And don't think you can run me out of my own room with a half-naked Dan Humphrey!
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Dan Humphrey : So you're being pretty open-minded about Georgina.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, maybe it's because since I started dating Carter I have never been more pleasantly surprised.
Dan Humphrey : Wait, so you're... you're now dating Carter Baizen?
[with laughter in his voice:]
Dan Humphrey : Is it because Chuck isn't currently available?
Serena van der Woodsen : [jabs his shoulder with her elbow] He's not like Chuck anymore. Which is why I'm saying, if you wanna date Georgina, then more power to you. I would just check to make sure there's not an ice pick under the bed.
Dan Humphrey : We're not dating. We are... uh... we're just hanging out.
Serena van der Woodsen : Then, piece of advice? You should make sure she knows that. Because if Georgina likes somebody, she will go from zero to crazy before you know it. Good luck.
Dan Humphrey : Thanks. You too.
[on his way]
Serena van der Woodsen : [Carter appears, she gets a kiss] Hey...!
[chuckles]
Serena van der Woodsen : Why are we meeting downtown? What's the big surprise?
Carter Baizen : I've been staying at the Downing. What do you say to a weekend of room service and white fluffy robes?
Serena van der Woodsen : Can you afford a hotel? I thought your parents cut you off.
Carter Baizen : Where there's a white fluffy robe, there's a way.
[she gives that delightful chuckle of hers]
Carter Baizen : Unless you have plans tonight.
Serena van der Woodsen : Well, not me, but maybe we?
[attractive young girl in red dress walks by]
Serena van der Woodsen : There's this family thing tonight. It's an auction, but I thought...
Aubrey : Carter?
[bright smile, points at herself:]
Aubrey : Aubrey.
[he doesn't respond]
Aubrey : We met at Brandy Library last month? You have no idea who I am, do you?
Carter Baizen : No.
[shakes his head]
Carter Baizen : But probably because I wasn't at Brandy Library last month.
Aubrey : [chuckles] Oh, okay, so I guess I had sex with another Carter Baizen who drinks his single malt with one ice cube and claimed to be leaving with the Peace Corps the next day.
Carter Baizen : Sounds like a charming fellow.
[Aubrey slaps him through the face and walks away]
Serena van der Woodsen : Mistaken identity?
Carter Baizen : Obviously. You know I take my Scotch neat.
[Serena rolls her eyes]
Carter Baizen : I have no idea who that woman is, Serena! That's- Hey, that's not me anymore.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay.
Carter Baizen : What about tonight? You were gonna ask me something?
Serena van der Woodsen : Uh, you know, it was- It was nothing, I... I... I'll call you later.
[walks away]
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Vanessa Abrams : College is time for experimentation. Psychedelic drugs, ethnic...
Serena van der Woodsen : Girls who once pretended to be Sarah from Portland...
Dan Humphrey : [wipes his brow, groans] Okay, so, so, uh, you guys are what?
Vanessa Abrams : We're just gonna tease you mercilessly.
Serena van der Woodsen : But without judgment. Because who doesn't have a Georgina in their closet, right?
Vanessa Abrams : Right.
Dan Humphrey : Right.
Serena van der Woodsen : Okay, I was coming to see Blair, but... now that she's not here... uh...
[to Dan:]
Serena van der Woodsen : you wanna button up and come with me, tiger?