NCIS (TV Series)
Code of Conduct (2009)
Cote de Pablo: Ziva David
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Quotes
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Ted Rodgers : [from inside his house, shouting] There's no candy here!
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [shouting] NCIS! We don't want candy!
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Speak for yourself, David.
[shouts]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Open up or we'll send the kids in!
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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [DiNozzo's in the Men's room] Tony. McGee has been here for 6 years. I have been here for 4. I know you're enjoying this, but *we are* agents! So could you *please* stop calling us...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs exits the Men's room] Problem, probie? You've been an agent all of one week. Your Mossad Liason days are over.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Once is a tragedy. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. We're talking about a black ops widow.
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : Tony, the first two husbands died in the line of duty. Giving you no reason to suspect she had anything to do with the third one's death.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I've got...
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [enters] Evidence.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not to speak of, boss.
NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Then stop speaking.
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NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : You know, Tony, I've been thinking. And um, I would like to acknowledge my place as a new agent. And your place as...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Your superior in every way.
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : [deep breath] Yes. But for my sanity, could you please stop calling me "probie?"
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I say it with love. And if I refuse?
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : You are Senior Field Agent. And I am... entirely at your mercy.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh. As you should be!
[Ziva gives him a cup of coffee. He sips at it and makes appreciative noises, grinning at her... revealing his teeth have been stained blue]
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sergeant Barnes?
NCIS Special Agent Ziva David : We need to speak to you.
Sergeant Ross Barnes : [to his buddies] Excuse me.
[to Tony and Ziva]
Sergeant Ross Barnes : Can we do this some other time?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Uh, let me check. Ziva?