"Community" Spanish 101 (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry

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Quotes 

  • Britta : A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision.

  • Britta : I... I think I was a little too harsh on you, I'm not perfect.

    Jeff Winger : I am! I'd be happy to show you the ropes.

  • Britta Perry : [refusing Jeff's anniversary card]  You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.

    Jeff Winger : [after Britta had left]  She said I was cute.

  • Jeff Winger : It's the two-week anniversary of my horrible first impression.

    Britta : There's a card for that?

    Jeff Winger : Well, not specifically, but if you think of grandsons as metaphors for friendship, I think you'll agree with this Transformer here that it's time for ours to become a man - by reading from the Torah.

  • Shirley Bennett : Sounds like somebody has a case of "likes to use fringe politics to feel special, but doesn't actually ever want to do anything-itis."

    Britta : No, I do things. I...

    [stammers] 

    Britta : I went to... I don't do anything. What can I do?

    Annie : You can hang the Chacata-Panecos piñata.

    Britta : You guys realize that he was beaten to death, right?

    Shirley Bennett : That's where we got the idea from.

    Annie : Poignant.

  • Britta : So... that was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless act. So I'm impressed.

    Jeff Winger : How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot at you?

    Britta : 'Cause a smart guy like you would know that no woman in that class will be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.

    Jeff Winger : No, I know. I thought of that.

    Jeff Winger : She looked back.

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