Community (TV Series)
Spanish 101 (2009)
Gillian Jacobs: Britta Perry
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Quotes
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Britta : A lifetime of disappointments has given me douche-ray vision.
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Britta : I... I think I was a little too harsh on you, I'm not perfect.
Jeff Winger : I am! I'd be happy to show you the ropes.
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Britta Perry : [refusing Jeff's anniversary card] You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near-delusion.
Jeff Winger : [after Britta had left] She said I was cute.
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Jeff Winger : It's the two-week anniversary of my horrible first impression.
Britta : There's a card for that?
Jeff Winger : Well, not specifically, but if you think of grandsons as metaphors for friendship, I think you'll agree with this Transformer here that it's time for ours to become a man - by reading from the Torah.
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Shirley Bennett : Sounds like somebody has a case of "likes to use fringe politics to feel special, but doesn't actually ever want to do anything-itis."
Britta : No, I do things. I...
[stammers]
Britta : I went to... I don't do anything. What can I do?
Annie : You can hang the Chacata-Panecos piñata.
Britta : You guys realize that he was beaten to death, right?
Shirley Bennett : That's where we got the idea from.
Annie : Poignant.
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Britta : So... that was one of the worst things I have ever seen. Which I guess makes being a part of it a pretty selfless act. So I'm impressed.
Jeff Winger : How do you know I didn't do it just to get another shot at you?
Britta : 'Cause a smart guy like you would know that no woman in that class will be able to look at you as a sexually viable candidate ever again.
Jeff Winger : No, I know. I thought of that.
Jeff Winger : She looked back.