Supernatural (TV Series)
The Curious Case of Dean Winchester (2009)
Jim Beaver: Bobby Singer
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Quotes
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Older Dean Winchester : So, you were gonna just shoot some old guy? Is that it?
Sam Winchester : I didn't know *what* you were. I mean, have you seen you? You look like...
Older Dean Winchester : The old chick in "Titanic." I know. Shut up.
Sam Winchester : I was gonna say "Emperor Palpatine."
[Bobby punches the door open with his wheelchair]
Bobby Singer : I see you met John McCain there.
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Either of you wanna tell me what happened?
Older Dean Winchester : Bobby's an idiot. That's what happened.
Bobby Singer : Hey, nobody asked you to play.
Older Dean Winchester : Right. I should have just let you die.
Bobby Singer : And for damn sure, nobody asked you to *lose*.
Sam Winchester : [grinning] It's like "Grumpy Old Men."
Older Dean Winchester , Bobby Singer : Shut up, Sam!
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Older Dean Winchester : What the hell were you thinking? He's a witch! He's been playing poker since guys wore tights!
Bobby Singer : You just don't get it.
Older Dean Winchester : Yeah, I get it, Bobby. You saw a chance to turn the hands of the clock back and get out of that damn chair. Pretty tempting. I can imagine...
Bobby Singer : No, you can't!
Older Dean Winchester : You got me. I've never been paralyzed. But I'll tell you something... I've been to Hell, and there's an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap.
[Pointing down]
Older Dean Winchester : Look at me! My junk's rustier than yours! You hear me bellyaching?
Sam Winchester : Uh, actually, yeah.
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Older Dean Winchester : [Older Dean is digging up a grave] Owww! My elbows! I'm all creaky.
Bobby Singer : Hurry up, you cry baby!
Older Dean Winchester : Pound it up your ass, Ironside.
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Older Dean Winchester : [Hunched over in pain] Ow! My back!
Bobby Singer : Can you straighten up?
Older Dean Winchester : Yeah, but a little sympathy wouldn't hurt!
Bobby Singer : Butt cheek tingling?
Older Dean Winchester : [Looking uncomfortable] Well, that's kinda personal.
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Older Dean Winchester : Oh! I'm having a heart attack!
Bobby Singer : No, you're not.
Older Dean Winchester : What is it?
Bobby Singer : Acid reflux. Guys your age can't digest certain foods. You're gonna need to put down that cheeseburger.
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Bobby Singer : Well, I guess we can get the van loaded.
[Dean holds up a finger, clears his throat]
Dean Winchester : I shouldn't have called you an idiot.
Bobby Singer : [sarcastic] Which time?
Dean Winchester : I'm sorry. I mean actually I, I get it. Gettin' old ain't a bachelor party. And dealin' with the crap you gotta deal with...
Bobby Singer : Don't you go on pity patrol.
Dean Winchester : I'm not. I'm not, I just, I'm sayin' y'know, if I was in your shoes...
Bobby Singer : You'd *never* stop complaining.
Dean Winchester : Fair enough.
[pause]
Dean Winchester : You're not useless, Bobby.
Bobby Singer : Okay. Good talk.
[makes to roll out the door]
Dean Winchester : No, wait a minute, listen to me.
[Dean sits down in front of him]
Dean Winchester : You don't stop bein' a soldier 'cause you got wounded in battle. Okay, no matter what shape you're in, bottom line is, you're *family*. And I don't know if you've noticed, but me an' Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you *dare* think about checkin' out. I don't want to hear that again.
Bobby Singer : [quietly] Okay.
Dean Winchester : Okay. Good.
Bobby Singer : Thanks. Now, we done feelin' our feeling's? 'Cause I'd like to get outta this room before we both start growin' lady parts.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, we're done. Let's go, Ironsides.
Bobby Singer : [sarcastic] Oh, *that* one's stickin', huh?
[Dean smiles]
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Bobby Singer : So, you wanna keep emoting or you wanna talk about this solving this little issue of yours? It's gotta be about the chips.
Older Dean Winchester : I slid 'em across, Patrick did his little witchy number, and you prettied up in a hurry.
Sam Winchester : What are you all thinking? Some kind of magic chips or something?
Bobby Singer : Definitely.
Sam Winchester : Remember what he chanted?
Bobby Singer : Yep, every word.
Sam Winchester : All right, then let's find out where he stashes his chips.
Older Dean Winchester : And steal me 50. Benjamin Button's me back into burger shape. What do you think?
Bobby Singer : I think you oughtta put some clothes on.
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Dean Winchester : let's go, ironsides.
Bobby Singer : oh, so that one's sticking, huh?