The Three Musketeers (2011)

James Corden: Planchet

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• Porthos : Planchet, what are you?

  Planchet : Complete and utter waste of space, sir.

  Porthos : And?

  Planchet : As much use as a fart in a bottle, sir.

  Porthos : Right.

  Planchet : In short, sir, a total tit, sir, but I can't work bleeding miracles!