"The Penguins of Madagascar" What Goes Around/Mask of the Raccoon (TV Episode 2009) - Rob Paulsen as Archie

Private : You're a dirty, dirty liar! And your pants are on fire!

Rico : Whoa!

Private : And - and you go jump up and touch a telephone wire! That's what a dirty liar you are!

Skipper : Stand down, Private. We'll take it from here.

Archie : Thanks. Some of those things he said were really hurtful.

Skipper : Mister, you're just entering a world of hurt! Kowalski, hurt options.

Kowalski : The Vulcan towel snap?

Skipper : Possibly. Go on.

Kowalski : The Spanish wet willie?

Skipper : Intriguing.

Kowalski : The Croatian purple nurple?

Skipper : Bingo! Gentlemen, we have a winner. Rico, do the honors.
Archie : [Corners Skipper with a plastic knife] You are a worthy adversary, monsieur, but I must bid you adieu.

Skipper : [Takes knife and corners the Archer] You can keep your dieu. You're not going anywhere.
Archie : [French accent] Oh, Skipper, mon ami! What a pleasant surprise...

Skipper : Don't mon ami me! You took advantage of our good nature!

Kowalski : Not to mention all the citizens of the zoo.

Archie : [Drops accent] Look, it's not what you think...

Private : Even your charming French accent... was a lie! How could you?

Archie : Yeah, about that. Well, you see... Look out! Leopard seal!

Skipper : Hit the dirt!

[the penguins duck, as Archie runs away]

Skipper : Blast! He duped us.

Kowalski : And we fell for it like a couple of first-year hatchlings.

Rob Paulsen: Archie