- Colin Fisher: All friendships are fleeting and ends in abandonment. So why not spend a few hours with you guys until it falls apart.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [Referring to his tattoo] I didn't do it.
- Angela Montenegro: Wait a minute - my dad?
- [Hodgins chuckles]
- Angela Montenegro: My father did that to you.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Let's just say, I think he was trying to prove a point.
- Angela Montenegro: I am *so* going to kick his Texan bad ass! You - you need to get that removed.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Why?
- Angela Montenegro: Because we are not together anymore. And I-I don't want you sweating all over my face. And I-I , you -you need to get that lasered.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: See what I've done here?
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Obviously, you've created a geographic Venn diagram.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, no, no, no, no. Incorrect. What I've shown here is they've overlapped in the same area.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: You need to Google Venn diagram.
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Something breaks your kid's heart? Your own heart rises up. It gets fierce. It's just a natural response.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Are you out of breath Mr. Fisher?
- Colin Fisher: No. I'm... I'm just breathing you know... Never know when that luxury will end.
- Colin Fisher: You and your particulates always ruining the day for me.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Okay, look, I'm going to go relieve Sweets. Just -if anyone asks, tell them I'm defligisterizing tachymosis franklangellum.
- [Hodgins leaves]
- Colin Fisher: Is that a *real* thing or are you trying to be funny?... Cause that didn't sound real - at all.
- Angela Montenegro: You boys are not allowed to watch movies on my monitor.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Angela, this is *so* much more than a movie.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Yeah. I mean, we're sorry but this screen is so *big*.
- Colin Fisher: You get porn on this thing?
- Angela Montenegro: Get out! OUT!
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what I'm thinking...? Lonely housewife. Husband away on a business trip.
- [Suggestively]
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bow chicka wow wow.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: [Trying to imitate Booth's tone] What's bow chicka wow wow?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know... Boom clicka mow mow. It's a very common porno plot which in real life is jealous husband stuffing horny mailman in a grease trap.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Who's that?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: It's the victim's wife.
- Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Well, are we gonna tell her about the clacka mow boom chicka mow mow boom?
- Special Agent Seeley Booth: No, no. It's bow chicka wow wow, boom clicka mow mow. Okay?
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Guess you realize that being this excited about a sci fi movie will drastically cut down the number of women who will sleep with us.
- Colin Fisher: Oh, I'm into the high double digits, sex-wise. So, not worried.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: You're closing in on - a hundred?
- Colin Fisher: Mm-hmm.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Please tell me these all crawled into the dumpster after the oil was removed from the restaurant.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. Insects had antimortem burns which means they flew into the oil while it was cooking.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: So easy to diet around here.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Um, I'm sorry, I gotta make a call.
- Tory Payne: Would it help you get over this girlfriend thing if maybe you saw my tattoos again?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: [On his cellphone] I - where are you guys? I need backup.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: You told me to get lost. So now I have to test the tensile strength of...
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Just, please! I need to be released. Relieved - please.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Yeah. Sorry doctor. Oh, and uh, save me a meat tart. Bye now.
- [Hodgins hangs up]
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: [to Sweets] Quality of the experience. It's much more important than the quantity.
- Dierdre Ryan: Look man, I didn't have to kill him. I have a nice rack, cute ass. I can wipe out *anyone* at Punky Pong.