- Serena van der Woodsen: You loved me?
- Nate Archibald: Of course, I did. Serena, you're the most beautiful, amazing, alive person I've ever known.
- Olivia Burke: [on cellphone] I don't care how much money they're offering, K.C., Bitches of Eastwick is a terrible idea.
- [ends call, then, to Dan:]
- Olivia Burke: It's like Heathers, but with witches.
- Chuck Bass: [on cellphone] This is Chuck. Leave a message and I might get back to you.
- Jenny Humphrey: [as her foreign escort toys with a kiddie sailboat in the pool] Chuck, could you find some other way to drum up business, because this Belgian bore has been playing in the park with his dinghy for the past half-hour, and I have a reputation.
- Damian Daalgard: [done playing] All set.
- Jenny Humphrey: What's next? Balloon animals?
- Chuck Bass: Look, I get the whole "sullen teenager pushing an envelope" thing. I've pushed a pack.
- [Jenny whirls around]
- Chuck Bass: But you're better than that Damien guy.
- Jenny Humphrey: Look, I may be queen... but I'm more lonely and bored than I was when I was in Brooklyn. And being with him was exciting.
- Chuck Bass: And dangerous.
- [she smirks]
- Chuck Bass: Please. It takes one to know one. I saw that look in your eye the very first day you came on my radar.
- Jenny Humphrey: And what so-called look would that be?
- Chuck Bass: Be very careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you go down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.
- Jenny Humphrey: So what? You're gonna walk me back to my room to make sure I don't get in any trouble?
- Chuck Bass: Just try not to run into any Eurodealers in the kitchen.
- [Jenny scoffs, turns around, walks away]