- Captain Carol Freeman: Dr. T'Ana's raised some concerns, lieutenant commander. Her medical opinion is that you are "a fucking pile of stress".
- Lieutenant Commander Andy Billups: I'm fine! The doc just needs to stay in her lane, because I don't go down to her sickbay and tell her how to hypo her sprays!
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: A Tamarian defrin root! They can grow without water. All they need is high levels of nitrous oxide.
- Ensign Brad Boimler: Uh, is it safe for us to be breathing that?
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: Oh. Well, I know Orions are immune to its hallucinogenic properties,
- [from Mariner's perspective, her arms and Tendi's voice distort]
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: but as for humans...
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: Uh... Boimler, what is up with your head? You look like a goddamn sea creature!
- Ensign Brad Boimler: [giggles] My head? What about your arms?
- [giggles]
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: [her arms are massively extended] Yeah, I mean, I don't hate it though.
- Ensign Brad Boimler: Hey guys, this is actually so funny, look at this. It says oxygen levels are depleting!
- [giggles]
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: I can taste sounds? What?
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: [looks like a starfish with butterfly wings; voice is high-pitched] We have to get out of here!
- Ensign Beckett Mariner: [mocking] Oh, we have to get out of here!
- [laughs]
- Ensign Brad Boimler: How? It's a maze!
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: What?
- [cut to her perspective]
- Ensign D'Vana Tendi: What... what maze?
- Toz: The puppy play pen is one of our most popular offerings. For the more deviant among you, we also have kittens. No judgment.