Bones (TV Series)
The Tough Man in the Tender Chicken (2009)
John Francis Daley: Lance Sweets
Quotes
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Booth grabs Bones's hand as she's leaving] Whoa. Whoa. Listen Bones, everything's going to be okay between you and Angela. All right? You two are like sisters.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : I'm just... not used to not getting along with people.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Seriously? Because it seems like -
[the table thumps]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Thanks Booth.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Quietly] Everything okay there, Bones? I know when there's something wrong with you. Something's wrong, right? What can I do to help?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Angela and I had a fight.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Loudly] Nothing I can do to help!
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You want to hear about it?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : No.
Dr. Lance Sweets : Why not?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Why? Because her and Angela are best friends. And Bones is gonna want me to take her side and agree that Angela was wrong. And then you know, the two of them are going to make up and then they're going to get mad at me. So no thank you.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : If you combine your don't get between women rule and you're like sisters observation, you know what I come up with? You dated sisters.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : [Smiles] They were identical twins.
[Smile deepens. Laughs]
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Oh, and it was all wrong.
Dr. Lance Sweets : [Big smile, impressed] Oh! No. It's all right. It's all right.
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Dr. Lance Sweets : Sometimes you don't save the world, Dr. Brennan... Sometimes you just make your friends happy.
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : Even when it's irrational?
[Looking at Angela's pig photo]
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : He is very... very cute. I mean it's almost like he's smiling.
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Angela Montenegro : Can I ask you something? What is wrong with everyone here?
Dr. Lance Sweets : Uh, well you had a falling out with your best friend over a pig. Your perspective is skewed. It's time to... reconnect with humanity. Gain a little perspective.
Angela Montenegro : All right, so... if I have sex, will you donate to save my pig?
Dr. Lance Sweets : ...That's not really the point I was trying to... We'll revisit the pig question.