White Collar (TV Series)

The Portrait (2009)

Tim Hopper: Uncle Gary

Quotes 

• Neal Caffrey : Tell me, Gary. Does Juliana know you helped steal the painting?

  Uncle Gary : You can't be here. My lawyer was very clear...

  Neal Caffrey : First of all, hiring a lawyer makes you look guilty.

  Uncle Gary : He told me specifically not to talk to the FBI.

  Neal Caffrey : Do I look like an FBI agent?

  Uncle Gary : Who are you?

  Neal Caffrey : Think hard, Gary.

  Uncle Gary : Did he send you?

  Neal Caffrey : What do you think?

  Uncle Gary : God, I knew this would happen. What that whole thing at the house was a setup?

  Neal Caffrey : How did it go wrong? Juliana wasn't supposed to be there. Now she's a witness.

  Uncle Gary : It wasn't my fault. Her class got out early. Please don't hurt her.

  Neal Caffrey : It's not me you need to convince.

  Uncle Gary : Tell him - Tell him I'll make sure she doesn't cause any trouble.

  Neal Caffrey : She's ready to sit with a sketch artist. This is the kind of thing that makes it much harder to sell the painting.

  Uncle Gary : How about-? Here. How about a good faith payment? Here. Here's, uh, $300. That's all I got.

  Neal Caffrey : Three hundred? Gary.

  Uncle Gary : All right. You're right, you're right. Um... I could write him a check?

  Neal Caffrey : That could work.

  Peter Burke : He wrote you a personal check to the guy he helped steal his mother's painting?

  Neal Caffrey : He was very insistent. No threats, no lies. I let him do all the talking.

  Peter Burke : I'm calling this a grey area.