Doc Martin (TV Series)

Perish Together as Fools (2009)

Ian McNeice: Bert Large

Quotes 

• Bert Large : How would you feel, if you lost your girl? Because if you're not careful, she's gonna leave you, toothbrush and all.

  Al Large : [startled]  What?

  Bert Large : First off, you follow her around like a lamb.

  Al Large : No, I don't.

  Bert Large : Yes, you do, and Pauline don't like it.

  Al Large : How do you know?

  Bert Large : Because she told me not to tell you. And you're "seamy".

  Al Large : I'm what?

  Bert Large : "Seamy".

  Al Large : I don't even know what that means, Dad.

  Bert Large : Neither do I - but it's not good.