Wild Things: Foursome (2010 Video)

Marnette Patterson: Rachel Thomas

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Quotes 

• Brandi Cox : Enough business, and let's focus on pleasure.

  Carson Wheetly : I wish we could've gotten more out of George.

  Brandi Cox : That little bitch. I just wanted to smack that smile off his face.

  Carson Wheetly : He's not a bad guy. He's just got this crazy sense of loyalty to my old man. And me too, I guess.

  Rachel Thomas : What are you complaining about? You've got a beautiful fiancee, a smoking-hot girlfriend and a bunch of running-around money.

  Brandi Cox : That's evil shit.

  Rachel Thomas : Criminal.

  Carson Wheetly : Almost as bad as setting someone up for rape.

• Carson Wheetly : You lock yourself in the bedroom for six hours?

  Rachel Thomas : I know. I'm sorry. I was furious at you.

  Carson Wheetly : It's not that I don't want to marry you, it's just we're so young. We have plenty of time.

  Rachel Thomas : I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was acting crazy. I just can't help it sometimes.

• Rachel Thomas : This better be important enough to ruin my updo.

  Brandi Cox : I got a little spooked, okay? A detective came to my house, I started thinking I could go to jail.

  Rachel Thomas : Yeah, we're in this together. We could all go to jail.

  Brandi Cox : That's bullshit. Okay, you have a house and a brand new Mercedes and I'm stuck living in a shack with leaky pipes and water stains.

  [scoffs] 

  Brandi Cox : You're set for life. If he dies, you inherit everything. You're screwing me. I can feel it.

  Rachel Thomas : No, Brandi. That's so not true.

  Brandi Cox : I haven't seen you in days.

  Rachel Thomas : Brandi, you knew it was gonna be like this.

  Brandi Cox : Yeah, but I didn't think it was gonna be this hard. I'm all alone, okay? You're out getting married.

  Rachel Thomas : Okay, this is the only way...... that we could get you some money right now. And then, when Carson turns thirty, we hit the jackpot.

• Rachel Thomas : I am glad I did it.

  Brandi Cox : You have blood all over your shirt. Here take it off. I'll burn it.

  Rachel Thomas : Did you bring Carson's laptop?

  Brandi Cox : It's in the duffel bag.

  [Rachel goes to gets the laptop and returns and is wearing white latex gloves] 

  Rachel Thomas : Okay, how does this sound?

  [typing] 

  Rachel Thomas : "I, Carson Wheetly, admit to killing my father, Ted Wheetly."

  Brandi Cox : Go on.

  Rachel Thomas : [typing]  "He was a womanizer, a drunk and a violent man."

• Rachel Thomas : [aloof]  Have fun with the boys.

  Carson Wheetly : Come on, baby. We can play teams. They can be shirts.

  [takes off his shirt] 

  Carson Wheetly : We'll be skins!

  [tries to get her to take her blouse off as well:] 

  Carson Wheetly : Take it off!

  [with everybody joining in:] 

  Carson Wheetly : Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

• Rachel Thomas : Brandi, it's a little late now to get cold feet now, don't you think?

• Rachel Thomas : I'll give you everything you want.

  Brandi Cox : I want you dead. I can't have you blabbing your head off to everyone. It's too bad. You really are a hot piece of ass.

• Rachel Thomas : [to Carson]  If I ever find out you did more than just kiss her, I'll chop your nuts off.

• Rachel Thomas : [re house by the swamp]  I can't believe we used to hang out here all day.

  Brandi Cox : Remember what else we used to do?