Wild Things: Foursome (2010 Video)

Ashley Parker Angel: Carson Wheetly

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Quotes 

• Brandi Cox : Enough business, and let's focus on pleasure.

  Carson Wheetly : I wish we could've gotten more out of George.

  Brandi Cox : That little bitch. I just wanted to smack that smile off his face.

  Carson Wheetly : He's not a bad guy. He's just got this crazy sense of loyalty to my old man. And me too, I guess.

  Rachel Thomas : What are you complaining about? You've got a beautiful fiancee, a smoking-hot girlfriend and a bunch of running-around money.

  Brandi Cox : That's evil shit.

  Rachel Thomas : Criminal.

  Carson Wheetly : Almost as bad as setting someone up for rape.

• Carson Wheetly : You lock yourself in the bedroom for six hours?

  Rachel Thomas : I know. I'm sorry. I was furious at you.

  Carson Wheetly : It's not that I don't want to marry you, it's just we're so young. We have plenty of time.

  Rachel Thomas : I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was acting crazy. I just can't help it sometimes.

• Carson Wheetly : [They are playing a video game]  Stop cheating.

  Brandi Cox : Oh yeah? How do you like that?

  Carson Wheetly : You talk a pretty good game.

  Brandi Cox : Oh, I play a good game.

  Carson Wheetly : All right. Look, let me show you how it's done, okay?

  [he cocks the gun back for her] 

  Carson Wheetly : Now shoot.

  [she shoots] 

  Carson Wheetly : See? You beat me.

• Rachel Thomas : [aloof]  Have fun with the boys.

  Carson Wheetly : Come on, baby. We can play teams. They can be shirts.

  [takes off his shirt] 

  Carson Wheetly : We'll be skins!

  [tries to get her to take her blouse off as well:] 

  Carson Wheetly : Take it off!

  [with everybody joining in:] 

  Carson Wheetly : Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

• Carson Wheetly : [after losing speedboat race]  That was a pretty bold turn.

  Brandi Cox : They say fortune favors the bold. fortune favors the bold?

  Shane Hendricks : That's what you owe us, Wheetly. A fortune!

• Carson Wheetly : [re racing boat against a rival Shane]  It will be over before the sun hits the first layer of SPF.

• George Stuben : [at the funeral]  Everything will be all right, Carson.

  Carson Wheetly : My mother will kill herself again if she knew she'd be spending eternity with him next to her. Even if it's only his ashes.

  George Stuben : Maybe they'd make up in heaven.

  Carson Wheetly : Or fight like dogs in hell.