The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XX (2009)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney, Ralph Wiggum, Todd Flanders

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [on cell phone]  I'm at Krabapple's. Have you established your alibi?

  Bart Simpson : Yes. I'm at the tennis match.

  Lisa Simpson : Will people remember you were there?

  Bart Simpson : [Mooning crowd at tennis court]  Oh, I'm pretty sure they will.

• Bart Simpson : Let's play "who gets to carry the chosen one"!

  [Climbs on Lisa's shoulders; he gets hit on the head by a branch] 

  Lisa Simpson : Aw, what's wrong? Did the chosen one got a bump on his chosen widdle noggin'?

• Lisa Simpson : But I didn't kill Krabappel!

  Bart Simpson : What? You mean to tell me you just rang her doorbell and ran?

  Lisa Simpson : Of course! Ding-dong ditch! You didn't say to kill her!

  Bart Simpson : You don't say "kill", because you're smart. What I meant was kill that ding-dong and throw her in a ditch. Ding-dong ditch! Sheesh, read a book once in a while.