The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Out of the Groove/Jungle Law (2009)

Danny Jacobs: King Julien, Roy

Quotes 

• Mort : [Pops out of briefcase]  Case open! REPLACE WITH:

  King Julien : Without the electrically power, the zoo has now become... a jungle! And who is the king of the jungle?

  [silence] 

  King Julien : Okay, I'll give you a hint. He is also the king of the zoo and the outlying mid-town area. And it is me. Okay, no more hints.

  Skipper : Negative! There is no such thing as jungle law.

  King Julien : Oh, really? Perhaps everyone here might want to hear the opinionings of a certified jungle lawyer.

  Maurice : [Wearing a tie and seating next to a briefcase, reading some papers]  Ahem. All hail King Julien! Case closed.

  Mort : [Pops out of briefcase]  Case open!

• Skipper : This is going to end very badly for you, Your Majesty. And when this jungle law does fail, I will have four sweet, sweet words for you.

  King Julien : Oh! "I love King Julien"?

  Skipper : No. "I told you so."

• King Julien : I demand to talk to my jungle lawyer!

  Maurice : Dude with a briefcase?

  [Kicks briefcase aside] 

  Maurice : Haven't seen him.

• King Julien : [Voiceover]  But those baboons, they would not listen to sabotage... I mean, reason.

  Darla : Did you drop that fuzzy bag of stank into our habitat?

  King Julien : That is a wild accusation!

  Darla : Y'all saying you didn't do it?

  King Julien : Oh, no, I did it. I just think the accusation is... wild!

  Darla : Uh-huh. Now I'm gonna say this slow, because I can tell y'all got a bad case of the stupids...

  King Julien : Maurice, how did she see the royal medical report?

  Darla : Y'all apologize for skunking us, or my gals and I are gonna make us a couple of lemur coats.

  Mort : Ooh, can I have one?

  [Maurice whispers in Mort's ear] 

  Mort : I cancel my order.

• Skipper : [starts dancing]  That ain't right! Kowalski, analysis.

  Kowalski : Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty.

  Private : Quite impressively, I might add.

  Rico : Uh-huh!

  Skipper : I'm not doing this. Something's making me dance.

  King Julien : You... you have my groove! It is not all bye-byed after all! Yes!

  Skipper : Get it outta me!

  King Julien : I don't know how.

  Darla : Guess who does.

  Mort : Is it Santa?

  Darla : Yea... what? No! I'm the only one who can fix this. But am I gonna?

  Mort : Santa would.

  Darla : Well, I ain't Santa!

  Private : What if Julien apologized?

  Darla : That's all I'm asking.

  King Julien : Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? It is for the weak and wrong.

  Skipper : Listen, Ringtail. I'm about to show you how weak and wrong you are. Apologize now.

  King Julien : Uh-uh.

  Skipper : Okay then. Let's dance!

• Skipper : Well, Ringtail, I believe it's time I said a few words.

  Private : Oh, no. He wouldn't. Not now.

  Skipper : I... told... you... that this plan was brilliant!

  King Julien : Say what?

  Skipper : What his Majesty knew was that the biggest danger in a crisis situation was blind panic. So he set up this post-apocalyptic-wasteland scenario to keep our minds off of the blackout. Genius!

• Private : Skipper, you gave up an "I told you so." That's the most noble thing I've ever seen.

  Skipper : Sometimes, Private, you just have to set your sights a little higher.

  King Julien : Yes! Praise me, for I am so much greater than any penguin could ever be!

  Skipper : Rico, set the sights a little higher.

  [Rico launches a watermelon from a catapult; it lands on Julien] 

  King Julien : Aah! I've been meloned!

  Skipper : All hail the king.

• Burt : [attacking King Julien]  Peanut head! Peanut head!

  Kowalski : We're only here to talk, friend. Straight turkey, no judgements.

  Maurice : Are you crazy? The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut!

  King Julien : What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!

  [Burt sticks his trunk over Julien's head] 

  Kowalski : Oh, golly!

  Maurice : That ain't right.

• King Julien : [after being taken out of Burt's trunk]  I have seen my entire life and many gigantic nose nuggets pass before my eyes. Thank the sky spirits that's over.

• King Julien : Yes, we all like chaos and mayhem. But we need orderly chaos and nice mayhem.