The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

Out of the Groove/Jungle Law (2009)

Andy Richter: Mort

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• Mort : [Pops out of briefcase]  Case open! REPLACE WITH:

  King Julien : Without the electrically power, the zoo has now become... a jungle! And who is the king of the jungle?

  [silence] 

  King Julien : Okay, I'll give you a hint. He is also the king of the zoo and the outlying mid-town area. And it is me. Okay, no more hints.

  Skipper : Negative! There is no such thing as jungle law.

  King Julien : Oh, really? Perhaps everyone here might want to hear the opinionings of a certified jungle lawyer.

  Maurice : [Wearing a tie and seating next to a briefcase, reading some papers]  Ahem. All hail King Julien! Case closed.

  Mort : [Pops out of briefcase]  Case open!

• King Julien : [Voiceover]  But those baboons, they would not listen to sabotage... I mean, reason.

  Darla : Did you drop that fuzzy bag of stank into our habitat?

  King Julien : That is a wild accusation!

  Darla : Y'all saying you didn't do it?

  King Julien : Oh, no, I did it. I just think the accusation is... wild!

  Darla : Uh-huh. Now I'm gonna say this slow, because I can tell y'all got a bad case of the stupids...

  King Julien : Maurice, how did she see the royal medical report?

  Darla : Y'all apologize for skunking us, or my gals and I are gonna make us a couple of lemur coats.

  Mort : Ooh, can I have one?

  [Maurice whispers in Mort's ear] 

  Mort : I cancel my order.

• Skipper : [starts dancing]  That ain't right! Kowalski, analysis.

  Kowalski : Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty.

  Private : Quite impressively, I might add.

  Rico : Uh-huh!

  Skipper : I'm not doing this. Something's making me dance.

  King Julien : You... you have my groove! It is not all bye-byed after all! Yes!

  Skipper : Get it outta me!

  King Julien : I don't know how.

  Darla : Guess who does.

  Mort : Is it Santa?

  Darla : Yea... what? No! I'm the only one who can fix this. But am I gonna?

  Mort : Santa would.

  Darla : Well, I ain't Santa!

  Private : What if Julien apologized?

  Darla : That's all I'm asking.

  King Julien : Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? It is for the weak and wrong.

  Skipper : Listen, Ringtail. I'm about to show you how weak and wrong you are. Apologize now.

  King Julien : Uh-uh.

  Skipper : Okay then. Let's dance!

• Mort : You have feet. Give Mort feet. Mort need feet!