- Skipper: I don't get it. What in the world made me shake my tailfeathers like that?
- Private: Maybe Darla's magic was real.
- Kowalski: Don't be ridiculous, Private. Cold, hard science negates even the possibility of magic.
- Private: Okay, then maybe Skipper has a dancer buried deep inside him.
- Skipper: Magic's real. Case closed.
- Kowalski: But science...
- Skipper: Nope, I said case closed.
- Mort: [Pops out of briefcase] Case open! REPLACE WITH:
- King Julien: Without the electrically power, the zoo has now become... a jungle! And who is the king of the jungle?
- [silence]
- King Julien: Okay, I'll give you a hint. He is also the king of the zoo and the outlying mid-town area. And it is me. Okay, no more hints.
- Skipper: Negative! There is no such thing as jungle law.
- King Julien: Oh, really? Perhaps everyone here might want to hear the opinionings of a certified jungle lawyer.
- Maurice: [Wearing a tie and seating next to a briefcase, reading some papers] Ahem. All hail King Julien! Case closed.
- Mort: [Pops out of briefcase] Case open!
- Skipper: This is going to end very badly for you, Your Majesty. And when this jungle law does fail, I will have four sweet, sweet words for you.
- King Julien: Oh! "I love King Julien"?
- Skipper: No. "I told you so."
- King Julien: I demand to talk to my jungle lawyer!
- Maurice: Dude with a briefcase?
- [Kicks briefcase aside]
- Maurice: Haven't seen him.
- Skipper: Attention, panicky mob! Clearly this is phase one in the space squid invasion. I'd advise you all to keep your heads. Space squids always start with the heads.
- Marlene: Space squids? Guys, I think we're just having a blackout.
- Skipper: That's just what the space squids want us to think, Marlene... if you truly are Marlene.
- Mason: No, I believe she's right. The entire city is suspiciously dark.
- Skipper: Well, I guess that's a perfectly logical explanation for... Hiyah!
- [Grabs Marlene by the ankles and shakes her upside down]
- Skipper: Show... your... tentacles... you... squid... spy!
- Marlene: Ow! What the...! Let go!
- Skipper: Her story checks out.
- King Julien: [Voiceover] But those baboons, they would not listen to sabotage... I mean, reason.
- Darla: Did you drop that fuzzy bag of stank into our habitat?
- King Julien: That is a wild accusation!
- Darla: Y'all saying you didn't do it?
- King Julien: Oh, no, I did it. I just think the accusation is... wild!
- Darla: Uh-huh. Now I'm gonna say this slow, because I can tell y'all got a bad case of the stupids...
- King Julien: Maurice, how did she see the royal medical report?
- Darla: Y'all apologize for skunking us, or my gals and I are gonna make us a couple of lemur coats.
- Mort: Ooh, can I have one?
- [Maurice whispers in Mort's ear]
- Mort: I cancel my order.
- Skipper: [starts dancing] That ain't right! Kowalski, analysis.
- Kowalski: Skipper, you seem to be shaking your booty.
- Private: Quite impressively, I might add.
- Rico: Uh-huh!
- Skipper: I'm not doing this. Something's making me dance.
- King Julien: You... you have my groove! It is not all bye-byed after all! Yes!
- Skipper: Get it outta me!
- King Julien: I don't know how.
- Darla: Guess who does.
- Mort: Is it Santa?
- Darla: Yea... what? No! I'm the only one who can fix this. But am I gonna?
- Mort: Santa would.
- Darla: Well, I ain't Santa!
- Private: What if Julien apologized?
- Darla: That's all I'm asking.
- King Julien: Have I not made my policy on apologizing clear? It is for the weak and wrong.
- Skipper: Listen, Ringtail. I'm about to show you how weak and wrong you are. Apologize now.
- King Julien: Uh-uh.
- Skipper: Okay then. Let's dance!
- Skipper: Rigth, men. Jungle law has stunk up our zoo long enough. Time to apply some penguin-scented disinfectant to this mess.
- Skipper: Well, Ringtail, I believe it's time I said a few words.
- Private: Oh, no. He wouldn't. Not now.
- Skipper: I... told... you... that this plan was brilliant!
- King Julien: Say what?
- Skipper: What his Majesty knew was that the biggest danger in a crisis situation was blind panic. So he set up this post-apocalyptic-wasteland scenario to keep our minds off of the blackout. Genius!
- Private: Skipper, you gave up an "I told you so." That's the most noble thing I've ever seen.
- Skipper: Sometimes, Private, you just have to set your sights a little higher.
- King Julien: Yes! Praise me, for I am so much greater than any penguin could ever be!
- Skipper: Rico, set the sights a little higher.
- [Rico launches a watermelon from a catapult; it lands on Julien]
- King Julien: Aah! I've been meloned!
- Skipper: All hail the king.
- Burt: [attacking King Julien] Peanut head! Peanut head!
- Kowalski: We're only here to talk, friend. Straight turkey, no judgements.
- Maurice: Are you crazy? The dude's head doesn't even look like a peanut!
- King Julien: What? How dare you insult my gloriously peanut-shaped head!
- [Burt sticks his trunk over Julien's head]
- Kowalski: Oh, golly!
- Maurice: That ain't right.
- King Julien: [after being taken out of Burt's trunk] I have seen my entire life and many gigantic nose nuggets pass before my eyes. Thank the sky spirits that's over.