Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

How to Be an All-Star (2010)

Scott Bakula: Terry Elliott

Quotes 

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : I don't know about the rest of you fellas, but I will be having sexual relations tonight.

  Joe Tranelli : Oh. Mm-hmm.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Both boys at a sleepover. Yes, sir!

  Joe Tranelli : Mm-hm.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm!

  Joe Tranelli : Give the one year old a little cold medicine and go to town, right?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, yeah, I will be going to town.

  Terry Elliott : Look how excited you are. Is sex that rare?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : On the contrary. Melissa and I enjoy each other's company on a regular basis.

  Terry Elliott : Regular?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.

  Terry Elliott : He just about shot a Roman candle out of his pants.

• Joe Tranelli : What are you averaging these days?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Per month? Um, it could be anywhere from, uh, one to, I don't know, fifteen.

  Joe Tranelli : Fifteen?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.

  Joe Tranelli : Married man, kids. Fifteen times a month.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Mm-hmm.

  Terry Elliott : You know, solos don't count.