The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Devil Wears Nada (2009)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Todd Flanders
Quotes
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Edna Krabappel : Today, we're going to read about Washington crossing the Delaware.
Nelson Muntz : I'd rather see Bart's mom in her underwear.
Edna Krabappel : The British side was under the command of General Howe.
Nelson Muntz : I give Bart's mom a general wow!
Bart Simpson : Stop that, she's my mom!
Nelson Muntz : Keep-away with Bart's mom!
[Throws calendar to Milhouse]
Milhouse Van Houten : Oh, Mrs. S. You can tuck me in anytime.
Bart Simpson : [Aims slingshot at Milhouse] Okay, buddy. Lower the eyebrows, nice and easy.
[Milhouse lowers one eyebrow]
Bart Simpson : Now the other one.
[Milhouse lowers the other eyebrow, but then raises it again; Bart hits him with slingshot]
Milhouse Van Houten : Ow! It's stuck! Now I'll have a quizzical expression all day.
Nelson Muntz : I'd like to get quizzical with Bart's mom.
[Bart tackles Nelson and they fight]
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Bart Simpson : Quit dragging me! When you're older, I'm gonna drag you around and buy you clothes!
Marge Simpson : Oh, that would be very nice.
Bart Simpson : D'oh!
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Marge Simpson : Where are you kids going? I told you we were having dinner with the Flanderses.
Lisa Simpson : Sorry, mom, but I'm going to a slumber party at Janie's.
Bart Simpson : And I'm going to a stink bomb party at the house next to Janie's. No relation.