"The Simpsons" The Devil Wears Nada (TV Episode 2009) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Homer's Libido, President Nicolas Sarkozy

Carl Carlson : Homer, you've hardly had any meltdowns all week, so I'm making you executive assistant.

Homer Simpson : Why can't I keep the job I have now, whatever it is?

Carl Carlson : Easy now, big fella. Either be my assistant, or seek work elsewhere. And in this economy, elsewhere ain't hiring.

Homer Simpson : Very well, I guess I'm at your beck.

Carl Carlson : And call.

Homer Simpson : Nooo!

Carl Carlson : Yeah.
Homer Simpson : Ye-bonjour!

Carl Carlson : Homer, there's a moth in my room. Where are you?

Homer Simpson : Where I should have been all along. In Springfield.

Carl Carlson : What? You get back to the Eternal City of Lights, or you're fired.

Homer Simpson : Oh, I don't think so. You know that woman you've been playing "hide the baguette" with? She's French first lady Carla Bruni. You fire me, and I'll call Nicolas Sarkozy, and he'll be all over you like Truffaut on Hitchcock.

Carl Carlson : You wouldn't dare!

Homer Simpson : Oh, wouldn't I? Just listen!

[Dials other cell phone]

President Nicholas Sarkozy : [On phone] Allo, you are getting cozy with Sarkozy.

Carl Carlson : All right, Homer, you win. Give Marge my best.

Homer Simpson : I will, but first, I'll be giving her mine.
Homer Simpson : See? He hasn't changed a bit.

Carl Carlson : [On P.A] Yes I have, in ways you are only beginning to suspect.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Homer's Libido, President Nicolas Sarkozy