The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Devil Wears Nada (2009)

Marcia Wallace: Edna Krabappel

Quotes 

• Edna Krabappel : Today, we're going to read about Washington crossing the Delaware.

  Nelson Muntz : I'd rather see Bart's mom in her underwear.

  Edna Krabappel : The British side was under the command of General Howe.

  Nelson Muntz : I give Bart's mom a general wow!

  Bart Simpson : Stop that, she's my mom!

  Nelson Muntz : Keep-away with Bart's mom!

  [Throws calendar to Milhouse] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Oh, Mrs. S. You can tuck me in anytime.

  Bart Simpson : [Aims slingshot at Milhouse]  Okay, buddy. Lower the eyebrows, nice and easy.

  [Milhouse lowers one eyebrow] 

  Bart Simpson : Now the other one.

  [Milhouse lowers the other eyebrow, but then raises it again; Bart hits him with slingshot] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : Ow! It's stuck! Now I'll have a quizzical expression all day.

  Nelson Muntz : I'd like to get quizzical with Bart's mom.

  [Bart tackles Nelson and they fight]