The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (TV Series)
Ethan... Esther... Chaim (2022)
Will Brill: Noah
Quotes
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Noah : [Abe is showing them a communion wafer he received at a Catholic mass] It's bigger than I thought.
Abe Weissman : And before I spat it out, I was really enjoying the taste.
Noah : And you want to give it back to them?
Abe Weissman : But how, is the question.
Astrid Weissman : Maybe you should stop by a mass, get in the communion line, and when it's your turn, just toss it back in.
Abe Weissman : They wouldn't be suspicious of a Jew tiddlywinking a communion wafer back in the cup? They'd throw holy water on me.
Noah : Then what, flush it?
Abe Weissman : [Sarcastically] You're gonna flush the body of Christ down the toilet.
Astrid Weissman : The poor man's been through enough...