- Maggie Stevens: What? You think this is funny, humiliating people?
- Ned Banks: Listen, ma'am, it was a joke. I'm sorry if we offended you.
- Maggie Stevens: No, you're not, because that would require a conscience, which obviously none of you kids have.
- Ned Banks: Funny thing about technical errors is that you can usually figure out exactly what caused the problem and fix everything up as good as new. I wish the same were true for human errors. Wouldn't it be great if, when we really screw up, we could figure out exactly what made us act like a jackass in the first place and repair the damage? Of course, we all be better off if we could avoid making stupid choices in the first place, take a minute and think about the collateral damage that we're causing in somebody else's life. As it is, all we have is "I'm sorry." And, believe me, I am.