- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: You mean it's not a mistake. You actually spent $1400 on raw fish?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Not me. My alias, Tony Z did.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: Ahh, and is Tony Z going to reimburse me?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Well you'll have to talk to him about it.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Any surveillance footage from inside the club?
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: No.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Oh look, pervs don't like to be filmed.
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: Meow.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [after a body falls out a refrigerator] He's clearly past his expiration date.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'm not using anybody. I gave Moe a new life.
- Safar Jaddalah: And now so have I.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: [Grabbing Safar] WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
- Special Agent G. Callen: So what are you going to do about it?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Right now? Go for a run.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Last time you said that, I had to drive out to Joshua Tree to pick you up.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: I'll bring my cell phone.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: No. I'm afraid he was married... to his job. He worked for an intelligence service in England. Never married. No children. But a stellar career. He died alone in his office filling out paperwork. Something you'll never have to worry about.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Is that why Nate's being forced into exile?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: That man hasn't taken a vacation in years. And what about you? When was the last time you took a - a day off that wasn't caused by a bullet. I don't want you waking up one morning wondering if it was all worth it. I'm sorry if I was... a tad strident today. I just want to make sure that you all take the time to smell the roses.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: You're kidding me? How does a stripper afford a place like this?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Some of these strippers make 6 figures a year.
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: Oh really?
- Special Agent G. Callen: So I've heard.
- Tech Operator Eric Beal: What's a religious fundalmentalist doing in a strip club?
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: The 9/11 hijackers did the same thing, before their attacks.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [to Dallas] Kitchen's closed!
- Special Agent Kensi Blye: How's that for a lap dance, huh?
- Special Agent G. Callen: Hetty, we're putting together a good case here. Okay? A big one.
- Special Agent Sam Hanna: Hetty, Safar's up to something. We can't stop now!
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: This is coming from on high. When I say "on high," I mean those with the political venom to end the careers of each and every one of us, including - Director Vance.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: So you think you can lure Safar our of hiding with this tape - but you don't even know where to find him.
- Special Agent G. Callen: [points to typewriter] So is this another money-saving cutback? Or are you, uh, writing your tell-all Hollywood memoir?
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: It's a eulogy for an old friend.
- Special Agent G. Callen: I'm sorry.
- Henrietta 'Hetty' Lange: This was his typewriter. It seemed fitting. Almost poetic three hours ago. Now it just seems like a lachrymose act of folly.
- Special Agent G. Callen: Well, I can't help you there. Lachrymose intolerant.