The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

All King, No Kingdom/Untouchable (2009)

Danny Jacobs: King Julien, Roy

Quotes 

• King Julien : Hello, friendly penguins! Eh, I was wondering if you could make this melon split open for me.

  Skipper : Rico, slice.

  [Rico spits out a knife and hacks the melon in two with it] 

  Skipper : There you go, Ringtail. Service with a psycho smile.

• King Julien : No one loves me!

  Skipper : Oh, now that's not...

  King Julien : ...as much as *I* love me.

  Skipper : Oh. Well, that is true.

• King Julien : Time for party games. I will start by making balloon animals.

  [Blows up long balloon] 

  King Julien : This one is an earthworm.

  [Blows up another one] 

  King Julien : Tapeworm.

  [Blows up a third] 

  King Julien : And here is a hookworm.

  [Balloon deflates] 

  King Julien : Make that a flatworm.

• King Julien : I don't like this telling other animals what to do. That is my niche.

• King Julien : Excuse me, little froggy. I believe you are a little confussed. I am the one who is telling the other animals what to do.

  Barry : Oh?

  King Julien : Yes. That is because I am king. However, you can apply for an internship.

  Maurice : We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.

  [Hands Barry a form] 

  King Julien : But until you are properly internalized, you must cease the bossing around.

  Barry : Oh, really? Cease this!

• King Julien : Are you going to pummel Barry until he's all squishy?

  Skipper : That's the general idea.

  King Julien : Yes! I'm King Julien, and I approve this plan.

• Private : How can we touch someone who's untouchable?

  King Julien : It is a riddle, like which do you eat first, the chicken or the egg? I say the eggs, because they are breakfast foods.

  Maurice : That's not the way it goes.

  King Julien : So you're saying the chicken first? It does make a nice base for the eggs.

• King Julien : This half of the kingdom is for me and my king things, and that half is for you two.

  Maurice : This is much less than half!

  Mort : I like it.

  King Julien : Of course it's smaller. There is only one of me and two of you.

  Maurice : That means we should have more and you should have less.

  King Julien : The king never has less. That's the law.

• King Julien : Make way for the party king, man!

  Bada : Hold on there, chief. We have to see if you're on the list.

  Bing : There's no Party King on the list.

  Bada : Wait, I have a King Julien on the list.

  King Julien : Yes, that is me!

  Bada : Yeah, you're on the "absolutely not a guest" list.

• King Julien : Maurice, the zoo is full of many fantastical things. Did you know, for instance, free gum under all the seats? Watch, I'm going to blow a bubble.

  [Tries to blow bubble, but accidentally spits out gum into Maurice's face] 

  King Julien : You can keep that.