The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)

All King, No Kingdom/Untouchable (2009)

Kevin McDonald: Barry

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Quotes 

• King Julien : Excuse me, little froggy. I believe you are a little confussed. I am the one who is telling the other animals what to do.

  Barry : Oh?

  King Julien : Yes. That is because I am king. However, you can apply for an internship.

  Maurice : We are currently accepting applications for the spring semester.

  [Hands Barry a form] 

  King Julien : But until you are properly internalized, you must cease the bossing around.

  Barry : Oh, really? Cease this!

• Barry : [Private appears wearing a metal suit]  It's time you and I got... in touch. Take this!

  [Jumps at Private; nothing happened] 

  Barry : And this!

  [Jumps Private again] 

  Barry : Huh? I can't...

  Private : You can't touch me, but I can touch you.

  Barry : No! Get away from me!

  [Private shoots a suction cup dart at Barry and reels him in] 

  Private : Now I'm going to do something no one has ever done to you before.

  Barry : No!

  Private : Give you a big hug!

  Barry : Uh... what?

  Private : I'd be a grumpy gus too if no one ever hugged me.

  Barry : Hum. This hugging is nice. Maybe a hug is all I really needed... or maybe I'm just a big jerk who likes to bully other animals.

  Private : Oh, well in that case, I can just pop you like a grape.

  Barry : No, no! Hugging's fine! Actually, I'm liking the hug.

• Skipper : [Recuperating from the poison]  Sound off, Kowalski.

  Kowalski : I can taste sound. But that's over now.

  Skipper : Rico?

  [Rico moans] 

  Barry : [Playing checkers with Private, who's still wearing the metal suit]  King me!

  Skipper : Is everyone else seeing a poisonous frog playing checkers with a robot penguin?

  Rico : Uh-huh!

  Skipper : Right. Back on the rack, men.

• Barry : Excuse me, monkeys!

  Mason : Monkeys have tails. We're...

  Barry : ...giving me lip when you should be giving me bananas. Are we going to have a problem here? Do I need to break out the toxic touch?

• Barry : My name is Barry, and you all work for me now. Everyone. You do everyting I say when I say it.

  Marlene : Oh, have you ever heard a more adorable tirade? I just wanna scoop him up and give him a great big hug!

  Barry : Trust me, lady, I'm not the hugging type. I'm more the do-what-I-say-or-I'll-ruin-your-life type.

  Skipper : Oh, really, little hoppy? And how are you gonna do that?

  Barry : Oh, like this.

  [Touches Rico, who seizes up, sprouts little green bumps, and falls unconscious] 

  Barry : [laughs]  Oh, that never gets old! That never gets old!