Knights of Badassdom (2013)

Peter Dinklage: Hung

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Quotes 

• Hung : 'Tis not the size of the young knave's blade, but the lust in his thrust by which legends are made!

• Eric : [listening to Joe play on his guitar]  That's a power ballad.

  Hung : What's wrong with him?

  Eric : Oh, she dumped you, didn't she?

  Joe : [Throws a rock at a picture of him and Beth, knocking it off the drawer]  Fuck off!

  Hung : Woah, nice shot. So your body is already subconsciously moving on.

  Eric : I knew that this day would come.

  Joe : You had a vision of her just ripping out my heart huh?

  Eric : Yeah.

  Joe : Thanks for the heads up mighty warlock!

  Eric : I'm a twenty six level wizard buddy. I know you know that and you're just trying to be hurtful.

• Hung : I can hear the breeze on my skin. 'Tis burnt orange.

  Lando : And in English?... What the fuck's he saying?

  Ronnie Kwok : [whispering]  I don't know.

  Hung : There's electricity in the air.

  Lando : Ok Ronnie, so if he goes insane can I inherit his experience points?

  Ronnie Kwok : You are obsessed with experience points. No, let's not talk about that now.

  Lando : I'm just saying, that's a waste of experience. I could use that.

  Hung : Still thy cowardly tongue!

• Hung : 'Tis a cruel act of the gods to waste such a sweet backside on such a filthy beast.

• Hung : Fuck you and the mustache you rode in on!

• Eric : Fuck. Shit! We gotta go back for the book!

  Hung : What book?

  Eric : I brought that kick-ass old book I was gonna to use for my spells! Fuck! I must have dropped it when the paintballers attacked us! Shit!

  Hung : Hey, is this it?

  Eric : [calmly]  That's it.

  [pause] 

  Eric : Whoo. Thank god.

• Hung : We'll be back, you redneck cocksuckers. This I vow.

• Hung : Adventuring is exactly what thou needst!

  Joe : "Needst" is not a word.

  Hung : Where we are, it is.