- Lux: If you could rifle through the memory banks of teenage girls you've impregnated, that would be great.
- Nate Bazile: Okay. Umm... Cate Cassidy, that's your mom. Cate with a C. Okay? Are you good? Are we good? Are you cool?
- Lux: Wait, Cate Cassidy? That's my mom?
- Nate Bazile: Yes.
- Math Rogers: What, from high school?
- Nate Bazile: Yes.
- Jamie: Cate Cassidy?
- Lux: Cate Cassidy, the one on the radio from K100?
- Math Rogers: Class of '94 Cate Cassidy?
- Nate Bazile: Yeah.
- Math Rogers: Cate Cassidy was pregnant in high school?
- Nate Bazile: Yes.
- Lux: Wait, your names are Nate and Cate?
- Nate Bazile: Yeah.
- Math Rogers: Cate Cassidy never would have slept with you. She was number one in the class, she had a perfect 4.0!
- Jamie: You seem to know a lot about this girl.
- Math Rogers: She despised you! You're gross! She hated you! Did you roofie her?
- Nate Bazile: No, I didn't roofie her! Who roofies people?
- Math Rogers: She wasn't even your type! If she was anyone's type...
- Nate Bazile: Aww. Who, Math? Was she your type? Because you were three hundred pounds in high school. Your type was anyone who you didn't accidentally eat for lunch!