Beautiful People (TV Series)
How I Got My Plumes (2009)
Tom Payne: Mr. Carr
Quotes
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Andy Doonan : Debbie, guess what Ross's surname is?
Debbie Doonan : Kemp, he said so earlier. Keep your hair on...
Andy Doonan : Kemp! His name is Ross Kemp!
Ross Kemp : Yeah and its funny cos I sound like him, it can lead to some tricky situations on the phone.
Mr Carr : He does it on purpose. Phoning up the library, ordering gay porn.
Ross Kemp : I did it once, don't exaggerate.
Mr Carr : Telling them that Rebecca Wade will be in to pick it up later.
Ross Kemp : You thought it was funny.
Mr Carr : Making me wear chicken fillets and a red curly wig...
Ross Kemp : Get a life, Nathan! And a decent face!
Mr Carr : Don't raise your voice like that to me, Ross!
Ross Kemp : How do you want me to raise it
[in a high pitched voice]
Ross Kemp : like this?
Mr Carr : Drop dead, Ross, yeah?
Ross Kemp : I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.
Mr Carr : You've never given me satisfaction dear...
Ross Kemp : The only thing you've given me is warts!
Andy Doonan : The way yous two argue is hilarious!
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Mr Carr : I had no idea that we were living next door to so many of my students!
Ross Kemp : I'm surprised you're not hyperventilating.
Mr Carr : And why would I be hyperventilating?
Ross Kemp : Worried that they're all gonna out you on Monday.
Mr Carr : That's a little bit unfair, Ross.
Ashlene Doonan : Oh, don't worry, I won't tell no one. I'm really knowledgeable about gay stuff and shit. So which one of you's the bloke and who's the bitch?
Debbie Doonan : Ashlene!