Charles R. Aber: I just thought since everything that's happened that you might to talk with somebody.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: What's there to talk about?
Charles R. Aber: Oh, maybe, your feelings and... *other* people's feelings?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: [irritated] Now don't get into all that.
Charles R. Aber: [trying to stay reasonable] But you must have had a reason to do what you did.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: You mean turning Grandpere's tower upside down?
Charles R. Aber: Yes.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: I was mad, and I used my Boomerang Toomerang Soomerang.
Charles R. Aber: Lady Elaine, that's no reason to turn someone's place upside down.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: [threateningly] Don't start harping at me or else I'll turn you into a doll!
Charles R. Aber: I don't mean to harp...
[suddenly realizes what she just said]
Charles R. Aber: Excuse me? You'll do what?
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: I'll turn you into a doll just like I'm afraid I did to Speedy Delivery.
Charles R. Aber: [thinking it's just an idle threat and tries to maintain a serious conversation] Now stop your joking, Lady Elaine.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: It's no joke. Just look over there.
[Standing against the wall is the Mr. McFeely doll]
Charles R. Aber: [slowly picks up the doll and looks at it, in shock and disbelief] Lady Elaine, you didn't.
Lady Elaine Fairchilde: I don't remember it, but I think I did. And I may have to do it to you or anyone else who comes here. So goodbye.
[disappears before Aber can reply]