South Park (TV Series)

Pee (2009)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Butters, Waterpark Employee, Eugene, Pee Level Official, Water Park Lawyer, Minority #2, Emergency Official, Teacher, Judge, Scientist #3

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : Guys? Guys!

  [walks into view and hugs Stan] 

  Eric Cartman : Oh it's true! You all did survive!

  Butters : Awww, you lived?

• Pee Level Official : I've just finished the tests. The water in your park is now 98% pee.

  Mr. Pi Pi : Yes, so what's-a the problem?

• Pee Level Official : I tested the ph levels this morning.

  Fire Marshall : And?

  Pee Level Official : It was almost all "p", no "h".

• Kyle Broflovski : I'm not getting back in the water.

  Stan Marsh : Aw, come on, Kyle.

  Kyle Broflovski : Dude, I just found out that everybody pees in the pool. Why would I go back?

  Stan Marsh : Not everybody pees in the pool.

  Kyle Broflovski : Did you pee in the pool?

  Stan Marsh : Not today... yet.