- Sheldon Cooper: I'll have you know that I can bench press over 690 billion nano-grams.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sheldon, that's less than two pounds.
- Sheldon Cooper: Sounded better the way I said it.
- Peter Griffin: [in a meeting with the Pewterschmidt Industries executives] You're all fired.
- [the execs all gasp in shock]
- Peter Griffin: Now that I have your attention, you're all fired.