The Penguins of Madagascar (TV Series)
Miss Understanding/Over Phil (2009)
James Patrick Stuart: Private, Joey
Quotes
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Private : Let's try a little role playing. Pretend I'm Phil.
Mason : A bit of a reach, but very well.
Private : Now pretend I just made a mess.
Mason : Oh, Phil, another mess, which I have to clean up.
King Julien : No, no! That is all wrong!
[Jumps around like a monkey]
King Julien : Ooh, ooh! I sure do like a tire swing! Ooh!
Skipper : It's uncanny.
Kowalski : I know.
Private : Now do me!
King Julien : Okay
[Jumps like monkey again]
King Julien : Ooh, ooh! I sure do like stinky fish! Ooh!
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[Skipper is blindfolded and holding a pin]
Kowalski : Take your time, Skipper. There is no right or wrong answer.
[Skipper puts a pin on the picture in front of him and takes off the blind fold; the picture has a monster truck on one side, and a pink pony on the other; the pin is on the pony]
Kowalski : Madam?
Skipper : Lies!
[attacks the picture]
Kowalski : I see we're in stage two, anger. Next, we should see bargaining.
Skipper : Hey, Private. How's about we trade DNA results? Come on.
Private : Skipper, I don't think that's how it...
Kowalski : Depression...
Skipper : [rolling on the floor, crying] My life is over! It's over! It's over, over, over!
Kowalski : And finally, acceptance.
Skipper : Well, I guess you got to play the hand you're dealt. Rico, hit me with a pretty pink bow.
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Private : I think a wonderful way to begin would be to say something positive about Phil.
Mason : Very well. I am positive that Phil is disgusting and inconsiderate.
[Phil signs]
Skipper : What did he say?
Kowalski : No idea.
Mason : Go pound bananas?
Rico : Ooooh!
Kowalski : Tell it like it is, primate!
Skipper : You go!
